1. 5 quarters of people have trouble with fractions.

2. Just because I cannot see it doesn't mean I can't believe it.

3. I know you're probly thinking... Oh know she didn't!!! But....I just so totally did!!!

4. Junior High is just one big Soap Opera!! everyone is gossiping about everyone else and at the end of the day, you wonder whats going to happen tomorrow....

5. Reality has fallen from the sky....hopefully it will hit my parents in the head!

6. The voices in my head don't like you very much!!! (I liked this one)

7. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

8. I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

9. Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk?

10. Someday my prince will come, but till then I have to stay away from frogs.

11. Attitude is knowing you have one.......liking it...and not caring what anybody thinks.

12. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side. It has a dark side. And it holds the world togethere...

13. Word of the Day: BUTTER.....Spread it!!!

14. I'm so hot, even the voices in my head hit on me.

15. Squirrels....nature's little speed bumps.

16. Only dead fish go with the flow.

17. I'll go to your funeral if you go to mine.

18. I missed oppurtunity because it was dressed in a suit and it looked like work.

19. In a world of cheerios, be a fruit loop!

20. Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.

21. Slap some butter on me cause I'm on a roll.

22. If winning isn't everything.....then beating you is!!

23. A miffin is like a cupcake just without the frosting.

24. Boys are like light bulbs, some are brighter than others.

25. I have a memory of a gold fish, it only consists of 5 seconds.....why am I typing about fish.

26. What does this mean: BA NA NA ??? it means: Banana split.

27. Congratulations, would you like a small parade or a cookie?

28. Join the Dark side!....we have cookies....

29. Anatidaephobia -- the fear that some where, some how, a duck is watching you....

30. Your about as useful as a sceen door on a submarine.

31. Great cheese comes from HAPPY COWS.

32. It's all fun and games until your dad finds out.

33. Curiosity killed the cat but for a while there I was the suspect.

34. If this world was highschool, then America would be the popular kids.

35. Halloween: The day your parents tell you to take candy from strangers................INTERESTING!!!!

36. Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That was when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

37. I didn't lose my marbles, I sold them on ebay!

38. I'm a lightbulb! I glow.

39. Just say No to penguins!

40. Heck no, I haven't lost my marbles. I never had any to begin with.

You can see I got really bored.......but there will be more to come.